OKAY HERE'S THE DIGEST READY SET GO~

( This is what happens when you don't post for several weeks. )

Oh. That, and I have this stuck in my head. =DDDD

But: I come bearing exceptional news that I would love nothing more than to archive here so that I may look back to it and giggle like a little girl.

I GAVE SNAPEKID A COOKIE.

It was awesome. I had made a giant batch of cookies since it was the last day before finals, and I was walking back from lunch and he was behind me, so I just turned around and was like, "Oh, hey Eli, Rachel said I should give you a cookie." And he actually wasn't too taken aback (maybe he had seen me give one to Ms. Colotti earlier?) and was just like, "Uh... Thank you." So then Echo comes running up to me while I'm at my locker all, "DID YOU GIVE SNAPEKID A COOKIE!!1!??" And I sort of brush it off like, "I dunno, why would you think so?" "BECAUSE I JUST SAW SNAPEKID WALKING DOWN THE HALL EATING A COOKIE."

So anyway, I was in math the next day talking to Rachel, and she's like, "Oh, yeah. Did you give Eli a cookie?" I kinda got worried like, "Did he say something? Wait, you covered for me, right?" And she just laughed, and I'll try to quote this as closely as I can: "Well, my mom picked me up yesterday and I heard Eli yelling at me from the second floor, and I figured he was just trying to mooch a ride off me- because he's SUCH a mooch- and instead he asked like, 'Hey Rachel, did you tell that girl to give me a cookie?' And I was like, 'Uhhhhh... Yeah?' because I heard 'girl'  and 'cookie' and I know you think he's funny, so I immediately got this mental image of you in my head, and then he was like, 'Oh, thanks. It was really good.'"  And by that time I was bright red and giggling furiously. XDDD I AM SO FAR GONE.

Cookie-ing other people was fun too, like Beekley with her almost biting my arm off with it, and Quadros with his G-rated version of, "HELLZ YEAH I WANT A COOKIE." Actually, that was just one of those things that reminded me how young he is- I think he's only 25 or something. But I saw his senior square in one of the old yearbooks, and it made me wonder why- after writing something nasty and sarcastic enough to even make Snape proud- would you want to go back and teach at a school you hated? He's a little Snape-y, I think, especially with the picture that they had of him. He kinda looked like that kid that didn't have any friends because everyone thought he was creepy. DDD= Maybe that explains why I don't hate him like everyone else does. Hm... I know he thanked me a second time, the day after, probably because no one else gives him stuff like that, even though it went something like, "Oh, Paige-" "Grace." "Huh?" (all Billy-like) "Grace, is my name." (I really look nothing like Paige!)

( Stella_muse had a party that was A pluuuuuuus~ )

On Tuesday night, I had gotten back from play practice and was home alone, and I got a little spooked out. So, I just kept singing- my Beatles songs, then nearly the entire Dr. Horrible soundtrack... But now looking back, I don't know how any potential rapist would havebeen deterred by, "I might just sleep with the same girl twice/ They say it's better the second time/ They say you get to do the weird stuff~"

Ugh, I was beating myself over the head today, 'cause I saw Rachel talking to Snapekid, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T SAY HI. I should have. (shit) (Although I did drive my elbow through lyricalecho's arm this morning, trying to get her to see him walking down the hall with his dork!glasses.)

I'm trying to get khoanyto watch Firefly. I mean, I can't think of anything she'd like more than Chinese-speaking cowboy-space-pirates.

You know what's neat? Lately, (and this has happened three times already,) if I'm having a bad dream, I slap myelf in the face really hard, and the dream changes. =D I did that night before last when confronted with an angry Chuck Norris.

BUT HERE'S THE IMPORTANT THING:

( Behind the backs of Peach and Daisy, Mario and Luigi are actually huge Bruins fans... )

Oooh, goodness. I've been putting this off for forever. I'll put down the stuff that I've already said outloud, but wish to stick in here for future reference.

For example, Nutella is my new favorite food. It's like spreadable hazelnut chocolate in a jar.

Also, Portal is AWESOME. I'm only at Room 16, so I'm not quite done yet. Though, I might chance to ask how it is thatlyricalecho knows GLaDOS' lines better than I do, and yet her copy of the game lies on the floor of the bedroom with the plastic wrap still on it.

"If you become lightheaded from thirst, feel free to pass out." 
 

( DOLLHOOOOOOOOUSE SPOILERS~ )

Also Buffy, whee! Ms. Walsh is either going to be helpful, bad, or dead- and I don't know which one yet. Xander is awesome and deep with his whole Dark Side speech, and Willow's hair is =DDDDDD I'll hopfeully watch the rest of the disc this weekend.

Well, today I saw Eli!Snape again. I guess he usually wears contacts or something, because today he was wearing these great glasses that were a little Mark a la Rent. You know, the rectangular ones with the thick black frames? Yeah. It made me smile inside.

Is it bad that I find this ---->  www.hulu.com/watch/40438/sesame-street-soliloquy-on-b#s-p11-st-i1 "excruciatingly humorous?"

Seaking of Patrick Stewart, I had this dream night before last, where I was driving somewhere and there were all these guys dressed up as Professor X and Magneto, and I was like, "What's with this?" and someone was like, "Duh- The Wolverine movie came out!" Which I find funny, because I don't think either are going to be in it.

Soon after that, the dream shifted suddenly to where I was River, and I was in some desert army base, and a nuclear bomb went off (guess where that came from) and I figured out that that's why I/River was crazy. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out River is insane because of a giant nuclear explosion.

I mentioned to Echo that I wanted to get a treadmill for my birthday, because I want to be in better shape and maybe join track next year. She proceeded to shun me.

Speaking of birthdays... I KNOW WHAT I'M GETTING EEEEECHOOOOOOO~

I keep playing Penny's Song over and over again, and I keep singing it when the house is empty, 'cause I'm going to do it for this audition next weekend. (Music Review. Beatles. Indie-Rock. Be there. PEACE.) Also, I'm posting it so that I won't chicken out and blow it off.

Kelsey is NOT DEAD YEEEEEET~

I had a bunch of other blurbs, but I can't really remember. Here's an LJ dump as it is:

On Thursday, I had three Palin references: in history ("MAVERICKS!") then in bio, ("Don't you go hatin' on me and Tripp, Mrs. Rowett!") and then in theatre we had a skit where we were the Russians peeking into her living room.

Chevy decided that we should kill two birds with one stone and shave off Mr. Quadros' beard (still ridiculous) and glue it to Ms. Beekley's face when she's asleep in Serino's back room.

lyricalecho's been having a rough time, so I made her brownies and my mum let her borrow a pair of kitchen tongs that she had wrapped in shiny wrapping paper. Long story; you'd 'TL;DR.'

You know you like a teacher (Mr. Mintz) when you see him in the parking lot from the bus and go all "=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HI MR. MINTZ!!!!" even though you're sure he has no clu that you're there.

I had this dream where I was a secret agent, and this lady came and hugged me and was all, "OH, SWEETIE, IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE!" and I'm looking over her shoulder like 'nyahhhh' and... Hey, there's Snape. So I'm staring at him, and he walks in, walks through, walks out, and that's the end of it. =D

Emily was attacked by a gorilla in art yesterday. She turned around, stared at the thing, and muttered a small, "Oh shit." It was just as bad as the day before, when she presented her abstract sculpture which represents the socio-economic and moral and divide between Mexico and America. Mrs. Samaha says, "It looks like a butt!" To this, we entered a discussion on whether or not she had just mooned North America, and how Canada was either "Hey, we didn't do anything! What did we do to deserve this!?" (to which Emily replies, "They're part of NATO, of course they had it coming.") or rather "KIDS, DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!!!"

Have you ever noticed that you can take any horrible situation, replace one word with 'puppy' or 'puppies' and immediately it's a bazillion times better/ more pleasant?

Mara? She's totally friends with Tracey, a la The Message. We had a complete geek out together over Firefly and Dr. Horrible, and we were singing My Freeze Ray, and the whole things was just amazing. SO much squeeing.

I want to watch Dollhouse this weekend, but I have something decidedly Pressing and Important that really Must Be Done.

Also,chevy_the_geek, you may want to check out: http://community.livejournal.com/church_of_nph/91415.html

So now I'm sitting here watching old Star Trek episodes. Spock is awesome, BTW. He figured out that they could defeat these aliens by making them eat "food" (AKA giant lucky charms) and booze. (Star Trek NG is still my favorite, lyk rlly.)

*pulls out a bottle of alcohol* "Uh... What is this?" "It's... It's... Green!"

I'm thinking this might be one of those 'hey why didn't you already know about this' things, but I was just so ridiculously excited, I'm just going to post it here:


In other news, NPH was adorable on Ellen. Mum kept  pointing out how she doesn't "quite get it. Because he's still just Doogie." But she still thinks he's very cute. Anyway, he was talking about getting tickets to Idol because he knows Kara. Also, he only wants so see the first few shows so he can watch the contestants and "bore into their soul." Also? "Also, I can break lightbulbs with my brain." He didn't say that, but he did. =DDDDDD (I hope chevy_the_geek  watched it, because I called her this morning all, "NPH IS ON ELLEN IN FIFTEEN MINUTES GET UUUUUUUUUP!!!!"

I was getting something in the freezer this morning, and I dropped a brick of frozen chicken on my toe. OW. OH GOD MOMMY SOMEONE MATERNAL

I g2g shovel nao, I theenk.

EDIT: I was filling out the 'music' box, and my brother started watching Muffins. So I leaned over and watched it too, and then typed in "My Freeze Ray ~ Neil Patrick Muffin." Ugh, I need to get out. XDDDDDDD

I'm skipping the intro, and going straight to the biggest fangiggle I've had in months. About five minutes ago, I found out who was cast as the caterpillar in the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland. Ready?

ALAN FRICKING RICKMAN. AS THE GORRAM CATERPILLAR. THINK ABOUT THAT FOR FIVE SECONDS. OMFGASDFGHJKL; TIM BURTON STOP BEING SO AMAZING ARGH AASDFGHJKLJHGFDSDFGHJKLKJHGFDFGH~

*sigh* Ok. So, Johnny Depp is the Mad Hatter, this I knew. Helena Bonham Carter is the Red Queen; I would only assume she was in it. And then you know who is the White Queen is? Anne Hathaway. That was sort of a surprise; I'm glad, though. I like her alot, and she hasn't been in anything that great recently. SO. I just wondered... Is Alan maybe becoming a part of the Tim Burton crowd? OOOOOOOH THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT~

BUGMAN!ALAN ON CRACK!

So. *giggle* Ok, I'm good now. Anyway, while I'm on the topic of Tim Burton, I finally saw Sweeny Todd. At Kenny's house, actually, at the end of Christmas vacation. Surprisingly, I didn't geek out as much as I thought I would: only during Alan's two singing bits. I mean, I didn't dislike it by any means. I guess Alan was just so evil, and creepy rather than snarky. Come on, he was creepy, and totally sketchy/stalker-like/child-molester. BUT I did love By the Sea; I couldn't help but think of the buttfacemakani pic with Bella and Voldie... Also, we told Erica that NPH played Toby once, and so she kept screaming that he was going to die, and freaking out every time he showed up, and we were just like, "THAT'S NOT NPH, DEARIE." Also, Borat makes me laugh. Now back to the Misadventures of Sev and Wally!

Newsflash! Snape wants to be the pope!

Really. But anyway, my mum has since finished it. I did read this one little part where Waleran came up with this battle plan, and William was all, "YEAH, LET'S GO SLAUGHTER SOME PEOPLE!" and Wally was just like, "Erm... You can... You know... Go without me. Please." Oh, also? I did find a bit that mentioned how he hardly eats anything. And I'm like, 'Heh. I knew that was totally in-character.' But he really was evil, whereas Sev is not, so you know.  He ended up having something to do with this plot that killed some guy, and something about dethroning the king, and apparently it was really easy to guess what it was.

You know what kind of drove me nuts, though? The way this guy writes dialogue is weird. It's like it goes, "Waleran said: 'Wow, why am I a snarky, evil bishop and not a snarky, not-really-evil professor?'" It's really funky with the colon and all.
 

( I've since added a cut for all the other stuff, since it was too long and annoying. Still, there are Hellboy spoilers. )

I've been singing Sound of Music, like, a ton. Do you think we could give Snape a guitar and make him sing Eidelweiss? We already know from Sweeny that he can sing... (XDDDDDDDDD SORRY: THIS IS HOW I THINK~)

I've added House and Dr. Chase to my List, because, you know, they're cool. They aren't very high up, but still.

You know you're turning into Echo's little sister when people from the Constitutional Convention are showing up on your List. I was studying for my history midterm, and I found this blurb about James Madison. Basically, he was like a little shoebox!Remus. You know, he was always reading, and he was sort of quiet and cute and good at being the research-guy and... Well, Remus-y. I can just see it: "Um... Mr. Washington, sir? I was reading last night, and I found this really interesting chapter about Ancient Rome, and it gave me a good idea, but it might not be so good, I'm not sure-" And Ben Franklin all, "Out with it, boy!" "Right! Yes, so I was thinking..." Hee. <3

On the same page, I was still studying in art, and I was talking about this one thing with my friend Emily. Basically, during the war between France and Britain, this guy called Citizen Genet was stirring up the Americans to join the French. And Washington was all, "Hey, we're not getting involved here." So Genet set up this whole meeting and basically dumped on Washington. Emily said, "So he said to Washington, 'So go away, or we shall be forced to taunt you a second time!'"

Of course, Mr. Hanchett noted that Genet was then "forcibly removed from the country" which Ellie translated to "drop-kicked across the pond."

I want to point something out here. Trauma Center? Back when we were playing it at the Fantastic Five sleepover, we looked up some sprites and were horrified to see the similarities between our/my favorite Kassal brother and a certain lavender-suited defense attorney...

 

That is frightening.

I'll be back later with some updates on the Snapecast episode that I've only just started listening to, and also the dress picture. Hopefully I won't keep waiting so long to do these posts, so I can make them shorter and more manageable!

 

( I've since added a cut for all the other stuff, since it was too long and annoying. Still, there are Hellboy spoilers. )

Should I put down my Resolutions?

I will not be eaten by bunnies. I will not ride a llama down the Great Wall. I will be a Big Damn Hero at every possible moment. I will not let Ms. Beekley eat my brains. I will not give up on my Life's Work. I will not let Snape down from his #1 spot on my List. I will draw a decent non-chibi. I will learn to burp the alphabet. I will not let my dorky fandomness die!

My mum and I are watching Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin doing New Years in Times Square. Wow, Anderson is cute. He kind of reminds me of Giles, or Abe, just because Kathy keeps making all of these lewd jokes and Anderson keeps either giggling or trying to move along. Why is he so cute? "Um, can you please stop saying 'pap smear?' Please?" 

Also, my mum is very upset that Anderson doesn't have gloves. "He's must me cooooold," she says. "And his ears! He needs a hat!" Kathy told him to 'scream where he was from,' and he did a timid little kermit!flail "New Yooooooork!" and ANDERSON, STOP GIGGLING AND BEING AWKWARD AND eeeeeee~

Apparently in New Orleans they don't drop a ball, they drop a giant shoe with a drag queen named Sushi inside.

Speaking of drag queens, I'm going to watch Stardust with my mum tomorrow in the morning, and then later we're going watch WallE with D. Hang out today, party tomorrow.

Next year, I'll talk about the Science Museum and Hellboy ( I CAAAAAN'T SMIIIILE WITHOOOOOOUT YOUUUUUU~) and Christmas and funky backgrounds and Dr. Horrible (COMMENTAAAARYYYYY~) and loads of Buffy stuff.

I'm going to watch more Anderson and hang out with the family peeps. Until next year! 

Ok. So I'm going to make this post, even though I should be writing, just to get Halloween and that epicness out of the way.

So, Halloween. I went as Sarah Palin, and lyricalecho went as Dr. Horrible. Now, think about the two of these together. Oh. My. God. We were going at it all night, what with Billy all 'status quo' and Palin all... Palin-y. She kept getting Bad Horse's name wrong: Appalling Appaloosa, Sinister Shetland, Poisonous Pony, Acidic Arabian, Beastly Black Beauty... Also: Captain Screwdriver (which is oddly fitting) and Admiral Hammer. Also: Emily, Natalie, Nanny, Lily... That was the part where she almost made him cry.

Palin also thought he should use the Freeze Ray to "tell those ice caps up there, 'shoo! stop meltin' so much gosh darnnit!'" After which he became very frustrated. This only increased after she suggested using the "transfigure ray" to turn dirt into gold to put in the treasury.

We then proceeded to sing Hero of Canton, Still Alive (I think,) A Man's Gotta Do, and My Freeze Ray. Then Hero of Canton again.

So now I'm sitting here eating cheese before dinner. It's weird... I haven't liked cheese since I was six and getting free samples from my seat inside the shopping cart.

Today my english teacher- Ok, well first my english teacher. We call her Snumbridge (Snape + Umbridge) because she has that cutesy-look (she's only in, say, her late twenties early thirties) but she also has a strangely biased and sadistic sense of humor. Hence Umbridge. She also is particularly prone to mocking us, and is merciless with her sarcasm. Hence Snape. (Although I personally find her not nearly inspiring as Snape. However, she does terrify me as Snape does most other people.) However, different from the two teachers mentioned, you can bribe her with Cheese-Its and cookies (but only if she deems the cookies worthy.) Seriously, I'm not making this up.

SO~ Today Snumbridge got Rickrolled. It was. The most fantastic. Thing I have ever seen. She was all "What is this? What is going on here!? WHAT IS THIS; WHAT IS IT DOING!?" She was sooooo mad and I could not stop laughing. Luckily so was the rest of the class, so I still have all of my appendages.

Today, my 'Mr. Adonis' History teacher said "do-do" during a lecture, though not in the context you're thinking of. It was still hilarious.

Before school, me and about five other kids were singing the Bad Horse Chorus.

I made a Nano poster, and I'm going to tape it to my locker to cover up what is Perfectly Natural. I think I'll print it out for my fellow Wrimos too, and we can all match! =DDDDDDDD *way to enthusiastic about what is well-disguised procrastination*

ONLY 5,108 WORDS ASDFGHJKL; MUST GO WRITE ARGH~

Edit: Really quick, apparently my brother's favorite pig plushie is a socialist.

Also? My english teacher now has her own avatar, which I might kindly give to her with a smile.

So here's the theory: Snape dies and is reincarnated into an adorable, blonde, spiky haired young man named Billy/Dr. Horrible.

I know, I know, it's come out of my mouth only a million times, but this is the first time it's coming out of my fingers. (And with this, lyricalecho, my autumn friend? The only this you can find wrong with this is that I actually spent the time to do it. This isn't fangirling, it's scientific data!) 

( Look! A fancy-looking chart! )


So... That's coming along.

In other news, I have this history teacher with gorgeous blonde, curly hair. It glows, I swear. And even? When my mum went to Parents Night, she came back and was all, "OMG, he has Adonis hair!" And the conversation changed from the previous "How's Pretty-Boy?" to "How's Mr. Adonis?" BUT THE POINT IS: I went to class today, and FRICK HE HAD CHOPPED ALL HIS HAIR OFF. Seriously, he was like, bald; a super wicked short buzz cut. He doesn't even look blonde, nevermind have ringlets of gold growing out of his head! And me and just about every other girl in the class was like, DDDDDDDDDDDDD=

Psych test was a success, and I'm getting a guy at school to play Professor Layton, generally because he's good at that stuff (like LE and her enormous brain) and also because he reminds me of Layton himself, all proper and gentlemanly-like.

For the record, we had a surprise party for D. For some reason, he didn't start crying until he saw my grandmother, which was odd, but his two grandkids were all jumping up and down at the door for him, and it was just so cute. And also, he seemed so suprised that I had lied to him about the party. "You're such a good fibber!" Ah, yeah, thanks, D. Then there was someone who brought some Polish food, "kapushta" is my spelling of how it sounds, and my mum was saying how it sort of smelled "gassy." I found this far funnier than I should have.

And also my mum was there (Snape says, "obviously") along with all of her friends, making: Jeanne, Joyce, Janice, and Crazy Patti. GOD I LOVE THESE LADIES! They also remind me of my friends. I'm like my mum, all tiny and "uhhhh?" Crazy Patti is like LE, all smart and funny and stuff, Kristen is like Joyce, all "to hell with it and let's go blow shit up whooo!" and then Janice is kind of like Kaylee, all quiet and animal-loving and stuff. =D

Also, D's daughter sort of reminds me of Ms. Beekley. I don't think she likes me very much, and I don't know why. But there were lots of other nice people there! And also, my mum's friend Kathy: her dad was looking at the drawing I gave to D and we started talking about how so few kids have a steady hand nowadays, and handwriting and stuff. And I was just thinking, maybe I could do the lettering for comic books when I get older. I dunno, I know a couple of those guys from ComicCon, Stan Sakai in particular (he's really nice,) and I might have some connections there if, you know, I decided to do that.

Lastly, I was talking to my friend Katheryn in English, and we got talking about the HPB movie. Something about a screening for some Mugglenet peeps and I dunno. But anyway, she said that in Spinner's End, there was much less of Sev and Bella hatin' on each other, which is unfortunate, but then she's like touching his stuff and he yells at her and what? But anyway, I was reading the review (by Mugglenet's Eric Bowling, who I met at ComicCon) and he said something about a "tailored Snape-suit," and this, to me, is =DDDDDDDD But then he ruined it by mentioning nicer hair, and I'm like "Nooo, Sev isn't supposed to have nice hair! I want the OOtP hair back! Sev!hair, come baaaaack!"

Also, I saw that the WWW scene is in there. APPROVAL! =D but then, I also heard about a lack of Ginny/Harry, which is unfortunate. Then again, I hear that Lavender isn't too annoying (and actually sort of enjoyable) and I read that they did justice to the HBP plot! And again, I heard that Sev was fabulous in the Sectumsempra scene. (YAY DR. SNAPE~ You may disinfect the area, Dr. Snape! But I don't haaaave a tumor in my pancreas! LET'S DISMANTLE THE BOMB, KIDS! *reference!barf!*)

And just now, LE sent me the link to Felicia Day singing "Still Alive." You are amazing, Felicia, you really are. 

I should be doing homework. Have I done any yet? Nooooo! So I'll get that done.

"I want to go to bed," I say to my mum. "Then go to bed," she says. But do I? No.

( There Are Dr. Horrible Spoilers Here- (Horrible With 2 Rs) )

Anyway, D's birthday party was today. It was surprise, and we actually made him cry a little. It was cute. So, I drew him a picture and stuff. I subtly asked him what characters he liked, and he was in a rush, so all I got was Spiderman, Howdy-Doody, and Popeye (D is older, BTW.) *And also? This Howdy-Doody guy? FREAKING SCARY.*

(One of these days, I'll post some other cards.)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/Hiddensuicune/d60card.jpg

So from the top left to bottom right: Indiana Jones, Jack Sparrow, Jamie Hyneman, Howdy-Doody, Popeye, Professor Layton, chibi!Me, Gumshoe, Spiderman, Dr. Horrible, Pearly, Remus, Severus, Septimus.

But really, the Billy/Pearly/Remus triangle? THE TRIFECTA OF ADORABLE.

Spidey? I won't be drawing him again. HIS COSTUME TOOK ALMOST FORTY-FIVE MINUTES TO INK.

Layton = <3

Septimus/Severus = BFFs 4EVR (Also, I once had a dream that they were BBFs 4EVR, but that wasn't something I was planning on sharing. o.O *It was a little too creepy to recall, and Sev is as straight as an arrow, thanks.*)

Also, I scanned it before the proof-look, so I hadn't realized that both Pearly and Jamie are missing an arm. XD Sorry!

What else was I going to talk about? I dunno. There was something and I can't think of what it is. Well, my friend Erika watched Dr. Horrible too, and loved it, so that was nice. And I also decided that those who have reached the 5th and 6th stages of Piaget's Cognitive Development prefer Batman, while those who are not as developed prefer Superman. It's all about complexity. =D

I took my PSAT and it sucked. It might have been better if I had actually studied the previous night, instead of getting sidetracked and singing Dr. Horrible with the aforementioned Erika. There was a nice Nancy Drew reference, though. (Secret of the Scarlet Hand, w00t!)

I think I'm going to wear my Gryffindor scarf to school on next Crazy Friday, even though I took a quiz and was ironically... Oh what was it? 81% Ravenclaw, 78% Hufflepuff, 56% Slytherin and 52% Gryffindor (http://www.personalitylab.org/tests/ccq_hogwarts.htm) Ema would be proud of how scientific this is.

We're doing sexual development in psychology class, and I was talking to stella_muse about it. "What were you talking about?" she asked. I replied simply, "Hammers." Unlike our dear Nathan, I had no desire to elaborate.

ASPEAKING of psychology I have a quiz tomorrow, and I need to get up early to study. I'm exhausted.