No, this is not an April Fool's post. I might assume that would come later.

Aside from today (now yesterday) being the Best Day Ever (for reasons at some point explained,) I was confronted with many a Snape-y point of interest, which can all be filed away under the tag of The Debate. 

( God, MORE Debate? (Mostly the latter topic, though. The first is pure silliness.) )

So now I'm getting up to put out my April Fool's stuff. (Oh, I guess this is a little bit April Fool's post. XD)

 

LET THE TABLE WAR BEGIN!

Yesterday, I believe it was, Peter was telling Emily and I about how he had this dream with Ms. Beekley in it. Also in the dream was a gun. And it just so happened that the gun was in a very angry Ms. Beekley's hand. (This does not, in any way, surprise me.)

Peter also couldn't stop laughing today, with another Japanese encephalitis joke. He was getting all worried like, "Oh my God, what would you do if your brain started blowing up? Would you go to the hospital? Would it just burst your head open? What would you do; what would you say!? To which I responded, "Owwwww."

Watched Dollhouse, whee! Although, I am a little worried about the future of the show (for me) simply because have I ever mentioned how I don't like blood and gaping bullet wounds and knife-slash-someone-maternal-type-things? (Am I four years old or what?) But anyway, just the general 'blood, screaming, dying' doesn't really do it for me. I'm hoping there are less cringe-worthy moments in the next one. (BUT I STILL LIKE IT. Particularly the Boyd/Echo thing, in a purely father/daughter sense. And can I mention how much I LOVE Claire, like, way more than I should? She's just so cute.)

I was reading something from my homework outloud to my mum, and instead of saying "devoured by savages," I sort of said "devoured by sandwiches."

I brought up the point this morning: my birthday sort of falls on Good Friday. So in a sense it's like, "GOD IS DEAD. Happy birthday!"

Ok, hey. I know it's ridiculous of me to think I can go a whole post without mentioning Snape, but something about the Debate occurred to me during English class today. You know how we kept talking about Snape and how he was doing the whole martyrdom/self-pitying thing that we didn't really know how to describe or explain? I think I figured it out. I think he has survivor guilt. He blames himself for Lily's death, and so he feels the need to constantly punish himself for it. It's almost like, "No, I don't deserve to be happy because it's my fault." And then, well, he became so accustomed to distancing himself and the whole self-neglect thing, that he eventually became very bitter and cruel, and he didn't really care. (This comes, of course, from Ordinary People, which a few days ago led me to wonder if Sev ever attempted suicide, and if he did, it probably would have been before Dumbles offered him a job since with the job he felt like he was at least working to be forgiven or... Something like that. I dunno. *shrug* This is what happens when you live half your life in your Snape!fic: it gets sort of crazy. XD)

Argh, there were so many things I wanted to post and I can't remember any of them. Oh well, I have a crapload of homework to do.

EDIT: btw? People should not have Buffy spoilers in their avatars. THAT IS SOMETHING I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SPIKE... FOR SEVERAL MORE SEASONS, I THINK.

So here's the theory: Snape dies and is reincarnated into an adorable, blonde, spiky haired young man named Billy/Dr. Horrible.

I know, I know, it's come out of my mouth only a million times, but this is the first time it's coming out of my fingers. (And with this, lyricalecho, my autumn friend? The only this you can find wrong with this is that I actually spent the time to do it. This isn't fangirling, it's scientific data!) 

( Look! A fancy-looking chart! )


So... That's coming along.

In other news, I have this history teacher with gorgeous blonde, curly hair. It glows, I swear. And even? When my mum went to Parents Night, she came back and was all, "OMG, he has Adonis hair!" And the conversation changed from the previous "How's Pretty-Boy?" to "How's Mr. Adonis?" BUT THE POINT IS: I went to class today, and FRICK HE HAD CHOPPED ALL HIS HAIR OFF. Seriously, he was like, bald; a super wicked short buzz cut. He doesn't even look blonde, nevermind have ringlets of gold growing out of his head! And me and just about every other girl in the class was like, DDDDDDDDDDDDD=

Psych test was a success, and I'm getting a guy at school to play Professor Layton, generally because he's good at that stuff (like LE and her enormous brain) and also because he reminds me of Layton himself, all proper and gentlemanly-like.

For the record, we had a surprise party for D. For some reason, he didn't start crying until he saw my grandmother, which was odd, but his two grandkids were all jumping up and down at the door for him, and it was just so cute. And also, he seemed so suprised that I had lied to him about the party. "You're such a good fibber!" Ah, yeah, thanks, D. Then there was someone who brought some Polish food, "kapushta" is my spelling of how it sounds, and my mum was saying how it sort of smelled "gassy." I found this far funnier than I should have.

And also my mum was there (Snape says, "obviously") along with all of her friends, making: Jeanne, Joyce, Janice, and Crazy Patti. GOD I LOVE THESE LADIES! They also remind me of my friends. I'm like my mum, all tiny and "uhhhh?" Crazy Patti is like LE, all smart and funny and stuff, Kristen is like Joyce, all "to hell with it and let's go blow shit up whooo!" and then Janice is kind of like Kaylee, all quiet and animal-loving and stuff. =D

Also, D's daughter sort of reminds me of Ms. Beekley. I don't think she likes me very much, and I don't know why. But there were lots of other nice people there! And also, my mum's friend Kathy: her dad was looking at the drawing I gave to D and we started talking about how so few kids have a steady hand nowadays, and handwriting and stuff. And I was just thinking, maybe I could do the lettering for comic books when I get older. I dunno, I know a couple of those guys from ComicCon, Stan Sakai in particular (he's really nice,) and I might have some connections there if, you know, I decided to do that.

Lastly, I was talking to my friend Katheryn in English, and we got talking about the HPB movie. Something about a screening for some Mugglenet peeps and I dunno. But anyway, she said that in Spinner's End, there was much less of Sev and Bella hatin' on each other, which is unfortunate, but then she's like touching his stuff and he yells at her and what? But anyway, I was reading the review (by Mugglenet's Eric Bowling, who I met at ComicCon) and he said something about a "tailored Snape-suit," and this, to me, is =DDDDDDDD But then he ruined it by mentioning nicer hair, and I'm like "Nooo, Sev isn't supposed to have nice hair! I want the OOtP hair back! Sev!hair, come baaaaack!"

Also, I saw that the WWW scene is in there. APPROVAL! =D but then, I also heard about a lack of Ginny/Harry, which is unfortunate. Then again, I hear that Lavender isn't too annoying (and actually sort of enjoyable) and I read that they did justice to the HBP plot! And again, I heard that Sev was fabulous in the Sectumsempra scene. (YAY DR. SNAPE~ You may disinfect the area, Dr. Snape! But I don't haaaave a tumor in my pancreas! LET'S DISMANTLE THE BOMB, KIDS! *reference!barf!*)

And just now, LE sent me the link to Felicia Day singing "Still Alive." You are amazing, Felicia, you really are. 

I should be doing homework. Have I done any yet? Nooooo! So I'll get that done.